Things that I write:
- Sins
Things that I don’t write:
- Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
- Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
- A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
- This Place
(Source: anondracomalfoy)
llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
People always telling me, “I wonder how your kids would look like.”
Keep wondering niggettes. I ain’t having any.
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
- Netflix: because you watched The L word here's every gay movie ever in the history of gay
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: gets in the shower
- me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
